February 2009
12 posts
comet making a comeback
Before I forget
January 2009
14 posts
But only to be identified by what you love is a malformation just as embryonic chickens grow very strange in zero gravity.
Today I decided that my sludge/stoner metal-drone cover band will be named Heart-Shaped Cum Stain. Let’s hope that’s not already taken.
Our first cover would be Brandy & Monica’s “The Boy Is Mine”.
Yeah.
no one slept here
omniscient-avoiding cryptics
Pirating music har har har har har
It’s better this way.
December 2008
6 posts
Our love rhymes with: cub scout, clod-hopper, trouble-shooter, sore
thumb....
– Marriage Proposal-Sarah Messer
I've changed. I've changed. I've changed. →
Build me a city and call it Jerusalem. Build me another and call it
...
Meanwhile I fuck this sculpture
I’m back.
August 2008
9 posts
Who Would've Thunk
Leave it up to a 41 year-old father to concieve sheer drag queen magic.
Leave it up to a 20-something gay to disappoint us for the last time.
Olympics 2008: Pedophilic Intrigue the Whole...
kinda
thisissand.com
Beach House-Heart of Chambers
bumping shit down
He doesn't have a hosting job, but at least he's...
Jai Rodriguez-Groomer Has It
Carson Kressley- How To Look Good Naked
Thom Filicia-Dress My Nest
Ted Allen-Food Detectives
He can groom me anyday.
July 2008
3 posts
ways my 12 year-old sister and I are the same...
-incessant flame of burning, lusty, unrequited love for the Jonas brothers~
-looks: she might be the only person on this planet that looks like me. Bad thing? probably.
-bouts of undeserving, unrouted pride.
-on the other side of the spectrum: blatant insecurity.
-lack of shame? this should be with the first one.
-soppy, pathetic sense of hope towards being something more than we’ll...
those that can’t write: edit
those that can’t edit: become English teachers
June 2008
5 posts
May 2008
2 posts
my life is just one big Meg Ryan movie.